Being forced to travel to Germany? Ja? Well, here are some handy German phrases that every tourist should know whilst traversing the great and noble land of the Deutsch. Good luck, and happy Germaning!
Hello. My name is _______.
Guten Tag. Mein name ist _______.
How are you?
Wie geht es Ihnen?
Your country smells like pee.
Deine Landgeruche wie Pipi.
Do you speak english?
DO... YOU... SPEAK... ENGLISH?
Which way to the library, Ass-Face?
Welche weise zur Bibliothek, Esel-Gesicht?
Oh Snap! No you di'ent!
Oh verschluss! Nein, tatest du ni-icht!
I love you...
Ich liebe dich...
...for 6 euros.
...für sechs Euro.
Thank you for not gassing me in the shower.
Danke schön für das Gasen ich nicht in der Dusche.
3 comments:
i love the translation. :)
Danke!! As a translator and world traveller, I truly appreciated this post. It is only through understanding a person's language that we can overcome barriers, live together in harmony, ebony and ivory and all that crap. Oh, Don Cheadle asked me if you could do one in Italian? He'll be visiting Georgie soon on Lake Como. That would be swell!
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