Are you tired of sasquatches coming into our country, squatting on our land, using our resources, and stealing our jobs? Then you need to join this group!
The Anti-Sasquatch Alliance is dedicated to ridding our fair country of this hairy menace. Too long have sasquatches been free to sneak into our neighbourhoods, stroll through camera shots, steal our pic-a-nic baskets, and corrupt our children! Kids today already think it’s “cool” to stride through the forest and forage for berries. How will you like it when out-of-focus pictures of THEM show up on the internet? How long will it be before these shaggy trouble makers start dating our daughters? YOU know what they say about big feet! Our girls can’t resist that!!
Bigfoot numbers are getting out of hand. PUN INTENDED! The government needs to seize control, and send those apey bipeds back to their mountainous woodlands, and Disney soundstages where they belong, or we’ll have to do it ourselves!
Alan Kennedy
Founder
Please attend one of our many Anti-Sasquatch seminars in your area, and hear a speech from our esteemed A.S.A. spokesperson, John Lithgow.
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