In the mid-afternoon on August 7, 2007 world leaders exhaled a sigh of relief as a new blogger arrived on the web, issuing in a new era of peace and prosperity for all. The blogger, Odourboy, the name being decreed by God himself (it was the first name that God tried that wasn't taken), promises that his blog will be a breath of fresh air."The internet is filled with blogs from people of all walks of life, sharing all of their different beliefs, and opinions." Odourboy stated in a press conference, early Tuesday Morning, "The way that my blog will differ, is that MY beliefs and opinions are correct." He then proceeded to down a bottle of cough syrup, flip off various members of the press, and push his way towards the ladies room, where he remained for hours.
We applaud this new voice of reason, and we eagerly await his sagely words of wisdom. Surely, August 7th will forever be known as the day something was posted on the internet.
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