Thursday, August 9, 2007

News You Can Re-Use

Dateline: Wednesday August 8th, 2007

A bridge has collapsed. A mine, imploded. 6 men are still trapped inside. A global stock market slump threatens disaster. The Iraq war rages on. The Darfur crisis has no end in sight... But against all odds, ONE paper has the GUTS to report what the PEOPLE want, no... NEED to see:



God Bless You, Toronto Sun!

The Most Legitimatest Newsy-Thing
In All of History Times!


Now there's only one story left to cover:

What ever happened to Batboy?


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